I toppled the bucket to my head when I fell, splashing the dirty water allover me.
I wanted to laugh for a brief moment, but I couldn't. My whole body was in shock, I felt excruciating pain radiating from my pelvis to every internal organs in my torso, quaking it like I were some kind of milk shaker bottle. I Shuddered on the ground, expressionless, trying to get my senses back, trying to comprehend the pain because it was so so bad I wondered something would happen like I might start coughing off blood soon or bleed from ears or nose, lol. I couldn't stand up for a few minutes, the worst wrenching pain I felt was around lung, liver, and heart. So bad I couldn't even breathe for the first few seconds I hit the ground.
It felt as if I just being hit by truck something.
After like five minutes, I could finally stand up. And, still quivering from the trauma, I wobbled away to clean the floor. I took a shower after all that, and thought... no wonder people dies just from slipping! I remembered my dear grandma who died long time ago because she slipped on a wet floor like me.
Anyway, now I have bad bad bruises on my hip, right elbow, left hands, and my knee. My left middle finger somehow got cut and bled. But organs seems fine? I breathe normally, only that it hurts a bit on the ribs. But right arm though, it hurts quite bad every time I lift it up now. I hope I didn't crack my pelvis or anything o_o
I wonder why I keep getting bad luck this month though??? Is someone voodooing me? lol.
Can I try blaming my home-assistant because she broke the ball valve? She also forgot to close the main door too weeks ago, letting mosquitoes inside and bit me so that I got dengue? If she wasn't that reckless I'd be all fine (except for the braces!). I'm glad I'm not that vindictive though. I said nothing to her.
I told my friend about how I slipped on the floor and they guffawed like crazy, almost dying. Especially to the part where I toppled the dirty water bucket to my head.
Yes that WAS funny. I'd look back and laugh at that.
Digressing a little, I had this one funny moment month ago.
I bought buff masks, the kind of stretchy motorcycle mask slash scarf you can use to cover your face and neck from cold wind.
That day, I wore it as I go to my cousin's place (he's a doctor and I had appointment with him).
When I arrived, I pulled off the buff mask down to my neck and suddenly, everyone started to look at me, no, they STARED at me for a freaking long time.
I thought, well, what the hell, why's everyone staring at me?
I'm rather, you know, vain. So I thought I was just looking extra good that day that everyone can't stop staring at me. I know this is so L O L. You guys can laugh at me and my silly thought!
Once I met my cousin, though, everything changed, he said, "What's that on you? you're all blue!"
I noticed blue stains on my fingers, and... ON MY FACE TOO! in a shape of buff mask.
HOLY GUACAMOLE, LOL. SO EVERYONE STARES AT ME BECAUSE MY FACE WAS ALL BLUE LIKE A FREAKING SMURF! BAHAHAHAHA!!! So embarrassing I could die that moment.
This time I'll blame the new buff mask, or rather, the dye!
I like the buff mask though, it looks so cool. Here's the gray one:
By the way I told one of my friend to make me look like an idol, then she made this:
Lol, no idea who that is. But I laugh hard at this picture.
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